processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.

He has a processed dick.

by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018

Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"

Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me

by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018

prodessionals

A word that means Ithat I am awful at spelling and I’m an oral surgeon.

I am a Prodessionals

by Dr. Harry Fingerman December 24, 2018

Propessional

Propessionally but without the "ly" at the end.

Lily is so unpropessional.

by gucci propessional December 29, 2018

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

by knasty2 February 3, 2010

Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018