Neat press

When you make your hair look neat and tidy and looking clean

I went to a formal gathering so I had to neat press my hair

by BigraffaD February 7, 2024

Pressed

When someone's mad/ sad about a slight inconvenience

"Henco's Fucking pressed about a clash of clans attack"

by Henco'smadlol May 24, 2022

One Press

This is meaning for a Girl/Guy who you deem only fit to have sex with once or boastful talk meaning to Fuck.

I would give Rita Ora ah "One Press" but i wouldn't wife her!
I herd you and Sarah are dating? are you mad fam? after she's just a "One Press" lol

by mrdior.101 (insta) June 21, 2016

pressed

mattea

mattea (pressed) someone who blocks people because they cant handle the truth

by someoneyoudk December 24, 2018

Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.

“You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”

by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025

Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.

We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?

by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022