Ari Al Barr: A 400-pound Black slave who somehow owns a fraternity house. Even though he barely has a 1.5 GPA, he acts like he’s in charge. Known for being rude, clueless, and hating on his own kind, Ari openly says he only likes white girls — especially “snow bunnies.” Ari is so incredibly incompetent that it takes him 3–4 business days to reply in a standard conversation, highlighting his struggles as an illiterate modern-day slave. He’s also a natural female repellent with his stench and monstrous build. Nobody respects him, but he still thinks he’s the king of the frat.
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The person in the background who is really making all the decisions. You rarely see him and don't hear from him but he is persuading the President in the direction of his preference. The mind behind the face.
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Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head
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