Pot-Cock

Pot-Cock
Paht Cawk

Noun (used with verb)

1. When an individual is too baked to sexually operate properly.

2. The stoner equivelent of whiskey dick.

1. Steve couldn't fuck Lindsey because he had Pot-Cock.

2. Molly's Vagina had cotton-mouth due to Pot-Cock.

by Jsofldnqnclfmandnfndnsm August 15, 2016

dimple pot

Adj:
Large quantity of celulite like craters on the caboose of a robust woman or man not gender specific

Man, did you see that dimple pot Marvell brought home from the club last night, he was wasted

by mgnkln June 20, 2016

Nutty pot

The nutty pot is when a man ejaculates into one nostril and it shoots out the other nostril. May or may not help clear the sinuses.

Allen gave Anna a nutty pot after she blew him.

by Wordsmith Cocky McCockerson November 14, 2019

Sludge Pot

A gluttonous pudgy wildabeest of immense size, typically giving off a foul body odor. They can often be found grazing near food and then overindulge in it without considering portion control. A Sludge Pot usually lacks proper hygiene, grooming, and fitness. Despite being built like Snorlax, their poor social awareness can still result in unwarranted snarky comments towards those who did not ask.

Hey, you better hide all pizza I bought, Sludge Pot stomped n' wobbled through the door unannounced when she heard the word Domino's and gorged on 7 slices already. She then had the audacity to dismiss the quality of the food despite not being invited, and her stench of body-cheese still lingers throughout the house.

by Acidic_Dubzz December 20, 2022

Jizz Pot

The container used to cum in when donating sperm

I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash

by Ryano94 July 19, 2010

meat in the pot

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick

meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy

by Godofball April 1, 2015

Zest-Pot

A person (usually male) who acts in a very suspicious and questionable way around his friends.

A nan who is touches his friends a lot or says highly homosexual things when in the company of his friends

Addison is a right Zest-Pot

That Zesty guy is a complete zest pot

by Hector Meynell March 20, 2023