poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.
She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.
by Mr. raindrop July 2, 2009
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D. Pope

A faggot who fails mostly everybody in his class. And cant get bitches. He has no hairline and is 87 years old
Boy1 dont listen to him hes a d. pope
by muhballsitch666 May 16, 2019
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Pope

You know, he also says proselytizing is a sin, Jordan. Nobody had anything to say about it when he said it but I saw it. It was funny.
Hym "You know, I like this Pope, man. He seems pretty dope. Did you guys give that kid 1 million dollars yet? That was tight. Funny stuff. But you're also conflating 'Trying to be good' with 'acting as though you believe in God.' Those aren't the same. It's not the same."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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popee.._citrus

A rlly cool person would love to be your friend/bff she has TikTok rlly memey loves you so much and nice
Someone: hey have you seen popee.._citrus! She’s rlly cool! Someone2: no someone:kicks to heaven
by Softc00REE August 1, 2021
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Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable
Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak
by Marty's ass September 25, 2020
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Pope willard

Pope willard really just blessed a joint then blessed my children.
by The pope of willardism June 26, 2021
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To Pope

verb, the action or behaviour used to establish an emotional connection with a minor, and sometimes the child's family, to lower the child's inhibitions with the objective of sexual abuse.
Did you hear about the new guy down the street? He's a poper apparently: he tried to pope Sandra's kids.
by HieriSSebas05 May 12, 2024
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