UD Pooper 

Someone who ruins a page of interesting definitions by posting the actual definition of said word.

Def 1. Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse

2) Another word for Gender

Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.

UD Pooper by yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso February 11, 2013

attack poofter

An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".

Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.

attack poofter by The_green_fairy June 30, 2014

The Pooper Scooper 

The Pooper Scooper is a dominant male who is known for anal sex. There can only be one "Pooper Scooper" at a time. The Pooper Scooper is a ranking title and is the top rank of all men.

Mike: Yo Anthony! Word on the street is you are "The Pooper Scooper"!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!

The Pooper Scooper by TheOfficialJasonS January 30, 2015

Phantom Pooper 

An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:

1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.

2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"

3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.

A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.

Phantom Pooper by Cornyhotdogs October 15, 2017

bloody poofter 

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic

Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing

bloody poofter by Massive Legend June 9, 2018

Social pooper 

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.

Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.

Social pooper by ApolloEz November 6, 2018

co-pooperation 

co-pooperation is when something is co-operating... but poopily.

I'm so drunk my fingers are co-pooperation!

co-pooperation by Mattycake's December 16, 2018