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Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK
Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"
by jamthecat January 31, 2010
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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
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Seed Planting

When you have a kidney stone and fuck a girl and it comes out whilst balls deep.
Wendy and I did some seed planting and she didn't even know it, she's gonna be confused when it comes out.
by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021
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planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.
"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."
by bztwzr October 16, 2009
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Plant Caravan

Place to share awesome photos of your garden and figure out how to stop having your plants die
Aww I lost another succulent. Let me check plant caravan to see if anyone has any advice
by cjwilliams135 August 18, 2020
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Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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