Phantom Baby Syndrome

When you drop off the baby & feel like they’re still with you

Person A: Why’s that lady having a short panic attack at this Xmas party?
Person B: She forgot the baby’s at grandma’s. She’s suffering from Phantom Baby Syndrome.

by GibsonsDad December 16, 2022

phantom shit

a phantom shit occours when one goes to the washroom and take a nice long shit and when he wipes there is no shit on the paper and in some cases when he looks theres no shit in the toilet because the phantom shit dissapeard

you dude i just took a shit and wiped my ass and when i look no shit so i looked in the toilet and the phantom shit escaped again he wasent in the toilet

by chrisdh84 February 18, 2009

Phantom Fuck

When doing a girl from behind the guy puts his hands like a mask around his own face, much like a the mask "The Phantom" Is wearing, by putting the thumb and the finger next to it togheter forming a Cirle. The rest of the finger are to point straight out from the cirle then flip it on to your face. (most ppl probobly know how to do this mask) So doing a girl from behind with your hands as a mask over your face. (The girl is not suposed to know whats going on). The Phantom Fuck Has its roots in the swedish music festival "hultsfreds festivalen". Were you got points for phantom fucking girls.

There are many diffrent ways too Phantom Fuck. Ysing only one hand creating a half phantom. Or doing Anal Creating Anal Phantom Fuck. Or my own favorite; Black midget Anal Phanom Fuck. As you might understand this is when you Are giving a colored midget anal sex while doing the phantom.

by Kalle January 26, 2005

Phantom of the Opera

Infront of a window, the male is performing doggy-style on the girl. The fellow then slows down, slow enough so his buddy can switch places with him. Man #1 then runs outside around to the window and waves are her.

Ant: Man i love pulling the phantom of the opera one girls!
Andrew: I like when dudes pull it on me!

by youdunnome4141 March 10, 2009

phantom of the opera

when you are jerking off and you cum in your hand and then smear it on your girls face like the mask of the phantom

my friend drew gave his girlfriend the phantom of the opera lastnight

by jason westphal October 10, 2006

phantom bugler

Like its cousin the rusty trombone, it is when a guy is eating out a girl's asshole and uses three fingers on her in the front, resembling the playing of a bugle.

Dude I totally gave your sister a phantom bugler before you got home.

by Blahblahzo June 14, 2006

phantom gourmet

Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.

Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?

Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"

by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008