launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

Lily Padding

When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.

Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.

by Z.E. Silver May 9, 2024

honey pot pad

It’s a looks like a a regular pad, but it’s has a honey like lil substance that acts like a lip plumper to plump the wrong set of lips.

“Hey girl do you have a honey pot pad?”

by Daddyez December 2, 2024

Soaker pad

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.

Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.

by QueezyMart June 13, 2018

Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left a couple bachelor pads lying around.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024

Sad Pad

A home, apartment, condo, or other living quarters that is inhabited by one or more occupants without relationships. In some instances, a cat is included.

Person 1: hey, do you want to go to Bo's house?
Person 2: nah, it's just him and his cat.
Person 1: yeah it's a regular sad pad.

by Thesadpad March 10, 2017

The You Can Think Pad

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook

Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023