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Event Packing

RSVP'ing "yes' to Facebook events that you don't plan on attending to just to make the event guest list look bigger.
"Dude are you actually going to California for that hip hop battle?"

"Nah, the organizer is my cousin, I'm just event packing."
by jambala_z January 11, 2010
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Bowel Pack

Eating an excessively large meal.
Amiee: I think we ate enough food for 5 people. That was a real B.P.
Kent: B.P.?
Amiee: Bowel Pack
by ghost towne July 3, 2021
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Twack pack

A backpack or purse/bag with pointless items that a tweaker can make into for doing meth.

Tweakers packing up together becomes a Twack Pack.
Where and why do you have all those pointless things? I carry them in my twack pack. Never know when you'll need a broken pen, tape, hose, caulk , wood glue, and empty bottle bro.

Look she has more friends than yesterday. No I think they are becoming a twack pack.
by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019
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5-pack

A traditional Wisconsin gift of 5 beers. Typically given at Christmas time (Christmas 5-pack).

The 6th beer typically being consumed for quality-control or delivery purposes.
Odin gave his friend Bill a Christmas 5-pack.
by BodyOfWork December 21, 2019
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Pack and a Half

A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.

Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).

This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.

A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.

The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)

LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
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twack pack

A collection of items carried and commonly used by meth addicts
I have a flashlight, 26 batteries, 14 rigs, and lotion In my twack pack.
by Dg1994 April 25, 2017
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packing an ambassador

Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”
by El ritardo July 6, 2019
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