spedophile

A person that is IN FACT a sped and likes or is dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.

Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36

by niceguy313 December 23, 2019

Bedophile

Someone who is in a sexual relationship with their bed

Drake loved his bed so much he left Millie Bobby Brown for it, now he is a bedophile

by WrinklyNut June 17, 2021

Fedophile

When a FBI agent has to review cases of childporn so often he becomes attracted to it and he further pursues helping child trafficking cases so be can overview more evidence files.

Daryl: man Steve is such a good child abduction investigator. I think I should promote him!
Dave: PROMOTE?!?! STEVE IS A FEDOPHILE

by Monstermachine863 November 16, 2021

Pedophilic

(adj.) Describing a person that emulates or embodies those characteristics commonly associated with pedophiles.

John McCain seems like that creepy, old, pedophilic next-door-neighbor that offers all the little kids candy if they come inside.

by DCdebateWATCHER January 19, 2009

pedofile

a fucking creep who stalks on babies

Oh my god Dom, I hope Isabell is at our party this weekend, I'm such a pedofile and I love her!

by HBC Mama May 9, 2011

Queen of Pedophiles/rapists

Nicki Minaj.

Nicki Minaj is the queen of pedophiles/rapists.

by Nicki Stan October 8, 2020

Pedophilactical

Acting like a pedophile or doing things that a pedophile would do.

Check out neighbor Dave and his pedophilactical ways.

Dude, hanging out at the arcade at your age is so pedophilactical.

by bigghank December 31, 2010