Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
Get the Staining the woodmug. Wood butt
A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.
Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.
Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"
Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"
Me: "Can you help or not?"
Friend: "Well I would but..."
Me: "What the f, you still have it."
Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"
Me: "Can you help or not?"
Friend: "Well I would but..."
Me: "What the f, you still have it."
by Hwolf August 23, 2012
Get the Wood buttmug. I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.
by bmochillin September 16, 2012
Get the Satan woodmug. Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.
Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011
Get the Wood-lickermug. A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.
by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019
Get the Back of the woodsmug. Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
Get the Trucker's woodmug. by Melanie Martinez k-12 September 11, 2020
Get the Otto woodsmug.