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Cunts-On-A-String

Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.
The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend
by Little-Kwak June 8, 2024
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Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.
"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"
by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016
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string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.
Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
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Worm On A String

A godly being. above everyone on earth, but very considerate. worms are very nice and kind and require headpats every day.

take good care of your worms :)
Person 1: Wow! Is that a Worm On A String?
Person 2: Yes! I love them very much. would you like to give them headpats?
by lavenderberry February 19, 2021
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String Two

You will never string two on me
by Hagoroth January 15, 2019
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Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
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G string

I'm wearing a gooch string normally called a g string. It's really chafing me
by Thegoochstring January 23, 2019
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