Smart Jock

Nonexistent. You're smart, or you're a jock.

There's no such thing as a Smart Jock.

by Dan Fab December 03, 2005

shock jock

An opinionated person who hosts a radio show, usually a talk show, who has wild views and shocks the general listenership.

James Whale and Howard Stern are shock jocks

by Saucy August 18, 2003

farmer jock

a rollerblader that does everything chris farmer does. does his tricks, wears the same type of clothing, listens to the music from his sections. all the while never actually admitting that he is obsessed.

You see that kid skating at that session last week? Man he was a farmer jock.

by Brandon Cook October 21, 2007

Jock Cocking

When a group of males form in a circle and start masturbating then preform brutal anal fisting

Yoooo me and the boys are going Jock Cocking tonight bro! Wanna come?

by Jewish Bacon Sauce June 04, 2019

Internet Jock

A Nerd who is good at online sport games, Including FPS, Excluding MMORPG

Fuck bitch im an internet jock, not a nerd

by OMFJames December 07, 2008

shit jock

the word a guy from McDonalds used to insult me when i told him that his breathe smelt like cok...

it means ride/poke shit (while its in a man).. as in a horse jockey... generally meaning fag because i assume that he implied i was gay.

this is also a pretty lame word so after finding out what it means i dont suggest you start using it...

Me - "hey man your breathe smells like cheese infested cock!!"

Fag at McDonalds - "Yeh.. well... your a shit jock"

by Heath_Lord May 25, 2006

emo jock

An emojock is person who is emo, yet also a jock.

David plays football, writes manly emotional poems, and cuts when they lose a football game.

Hayley plays volleyball, cries when she screws up, and dresses emo.

"Hayley and David are Emo Jocks they are so emo, but are great at sports"

by Justsmile October 29, 2006