Shitting on glass

Smooth

The pilots landing was smooth, like shitting on glass

by Kayla Conno January 21, 2019

Glasses Effect

When glasses make a basic guy look ten times hotter

Daryl looks so hot today! Must be the glasses effect.

by personoftheworld February 8, 2019

Hoe Glasses

Hoe Glasses are trendy thin rimmed glasses with joint lense, styled off those worn by peadophiles in the 80s. Worn exclusively by hoes - never prescription.

Damn, Bianca got some of those hoe glasses, she lookin fine.

by Professional Wanker April 19, 2018

Glass shadow

The point in life where you feel trapped and everything pulls you further back but you keep pushing forward to accomplish things that have meaning to you

These glass shadows haunt me

by Glass shadow May 13, 2018

glass option

Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.

I say we go glass option on these hodgy bastards.

by glass_option March 22, 2017

Glass splash

The action of running straight into a glass door that you were sure was open right before you hit it.

Me: Get back here! I'm gonna kick your a..WHACK!!!
Friend: hah, Glass splash! Epic fail.

by XCchamp June 17, 2009

spit glasses

When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.

"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"

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by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 1, 2015