ollie is someone who is honestly just a fat annoying person who simps for any girl he sees and still will get rejected. he thinks he is cooler and better than everyone but is literally #1 worst. if you are an ollie, your jokes are bad and you are are worse at chess than me
by thethingisthethingis December 1, 2024
Get the Ollie mug.Someone that is so clumsy. Gets injured that takes months to heal every year like it’s some monthly nitro subscription. They attract injury like trash attract flies.
I pulled an Ollie. Broke my knee again from basketball. I just healed a month ago from a back injury! Ffs
by Fleural24 July 24, 2025
Get the Ollie mug.This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.
Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!
other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025
Get the Ollie read mug.This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.
Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!
other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025
Get the Ollie read mug.1. (verb) to procrastinate and do sth (n.) on the due date.
2. (noun) a short/cute form of the name/word Oliver (n.)
2. (noun) a short/cute form of the name/word Oliver (n.)
1. The whole class decided to ollie (v.) the project that was due in 30 minutes.
2. Ollie (n.) reluctantly shared his lunch with his pookies.
2. Ollie (n.) reluctantly shared his lunch with his pookies.
by BobTheEnthusiast March 1, 2025
Get the Ollie mug.Olly is a hot beautiful amazing and trustworthy person. He will always be by your side and will love you for as long as he can. Don’t ever let olly go
by olly <3 November 23, 2021
Get the Olly mug.his penis is so big that when ur walking it will drag along the ground. ollie gets all the ladies out of anyone but be careful bc he will steal ur ting fam innit blud pussio
Ollie is a great person
by hugo has a small shlong November 23, 2021
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