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Counter Strike: Global Offensive

A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
by NinjaNugget April 9, 2022
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OFFLINE

A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!
(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.
by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006
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Equal Opportunity Offender

Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.
“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender
by frickfungus December 18, 2017
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offlined

when the stupid, whichever, IM falls down and it accidentaly gets you offline and you have to get back online, because the whole things got shut off.
I was talking with my friends on IM when the stupid thing offlined.
by FreakGD September 19, 2007
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non-offensive swears

by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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Gangbang Offending

When a man does something wrong by accident to a woman and a bunch of woman 'stick up for the friend,' which is woman terms for, 'insulting the poor guy extremely harshly.'
Allie: You look good with Kevin, Erin!
Kevin: How about no.
Erin: Ouch! That was mean you cum dumpster.
Allie: Woww, Erin just kidding you could do better than Kevin.
Justina: That was so mean what you said to Erin, Kevin. Apologize you raging faggot face.
Amanda: Kevin, Erin is a nice girl. Stop being a raging douche bag and apologize to her for saying that.
Jennifer: Are you kidding me Kevin? Just because you're secretly a homosexual and you smell worse than the city dump, you need to stop being so rude.
Kevin: Alright jeez, sorry. Stop Gangbang Offending me!
by Eight8Mile May 21, 2011
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Bisexual Tenders sex Offenders

why do girls like Bisexual Tenders Sex Offenders?
by Flubsteak October 8, 2020
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