deez nuts on your chin

Used when you do not like a statement someone has just given

Guy 1: Oh my gosh, shut up
Guy 2: How about I put deez nuts on your chin

by Zon2001 December 12, 2015

These nuts

There's not much of a meaning is joke. The joke explains itself:

Steve I got a letter in the male, what is it bob? THESE NUTS!

by A feme is when your mom and d April 15, 2015

NUTSAC

The sac where your nuts are housed, also known in aussie as chickenskin

oh no i cought my nutsac in my zipper
im goin to get my nutsac waxed

by Boberdybobobjeff January 18, 2004

bumper nuts

Imitation bull's ball made of chromed steel or colored plastic, that are hung from the rear bumper of pick up trucks and sport utility vehicles. See see bumper balls

Ihung some chrome bumper nuts on my f-350 dually.

by bumperman March 21, 2005

clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.

Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!

by MisterE July 16, 2008

candice nuts fit in yo mouth

a joke where someone says hey do you know Candice or I'm going to Candice's house and more

when they say whos Candice or something else with Candice you say Candice nuts fit in yo mouth.

hey john you know candice. whos candice? CANDICE NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

by AEAES19999999999 August 7, 2021

Nutsniff

The act of a male sticking his hand down his pants after a long day and sniffing it. The smell is usually not known to be pleasant.

Dude, I totally caught Mike nutsniffing while playing WoW! What a nutsniffer!

by B-Fed February 10, 2007