nonce

someone who likes little kids

oh wow, micheal jacksons a nonce ain't he!

by Gigantic Cock June 17, 2019

nonce magnet

A person or individual (mostly female) that perform actions that attract pedophiles online.

"That girl is a bloody nonce magnet"

by Sanquo November 6, 2019

Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave

That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!

by JaySparks February 17, 2022

Nonce

That old man down the road.

Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."

You: "Yeah what about him."

Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"

by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021

Nonce

A insult to a person who seems a bit odd

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

nonce tower

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower

‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’

by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021

Nonce or not

A fabulous series bringing us the most quality content by the one and only tic tac, Callum’s corner

*jimmy savill*
Callum:Nonce or not well I can tell u he’s a nonce alright
*no noncesence begins to play*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019