Nipple Vest

A vest which is sometimes seen being worn on the gym by the really built users. Importantly, it is only allowed to be worn by somebody especially built - though a fat person is highly unlikely to be wearing one anyway.

The main feature of this vest is that it is very narrow at the front, which means that nipples can easily be seen protruding from the sides - hence its name.

The purpose behind wearing a nipple vest is to emphasize the size of the pectoral muscles. It can also be seen as an intimidating device for the beginners, as if to say "It will take you a long time till you can wear one of these, son"
-"Dude, check out that guy, he is wearing a nipple vest!"
-"Yeah, he must be huge!"
by David Deltoid June 06, 2010
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Nipple Cheese

Accumulations of various matter that build up inside inverted nipples, often smelling and taking on a similar texture to that of rotten cheese.
Her nipples were innies, and when I sucked on them, her nipple cheese came out. It was rather disgusting, but oddly it turned me on.
by Juice Billington November 30, 2010
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nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.
Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.
by velvy May 17, 2007
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Needle Nipples

Nipples that taper off at the end, forming the shape of a needle. Often sharp enough to pierce human flesh! Ridiculously sexy and dangerous.
by FredBilly October 10, 2008
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sausage nipples

someone more common of a male having nipples that resemble the diameter of a sausage
damn that guy has sausage nipples
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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Nipple Insurance

The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.
Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!

Person 2: Wow
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017
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Head Nipple

A visible, ugly blemish or zit on your face.
Damn, that girl has some big ass Head Nipples. Either close your eyes, drink a lot, or put a brown bag over her face before you get with her tonight.
by BellasCheekies August 16, 2016
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