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An FDA approved drug for people of all ages. Myspace is usually popular with the scenesters that have choppy black and blonde hair with the caption ''Boo hoo my sad face'' under the pic. Many times a week Spongebob Squarepants or Ned Flanders will make a profile and people will often believe that these are real people. Are you stupid? They are cartoons run by role players that have no life. And then there are the 10-16 year old girls with thier underdeveloped tits everywhere ''LYKE OMFG I HAVE A DILDO IN MY MOUTH HOW FUCKING COOL AM I?'' Your not. It just proves to us that your a whore. ''LYK OMG ME AND DANIELLE HAVE WINE COOLERES ARE WE COOL?'' No and the only people who think your ''hawt'' are people that were forced to comment your pics because you sent 15,000 bulletins saying so or that ''George'' kid who claims to be 17 but is really 47. Also the site is run by a guy who doesn't know shit about web development. ''Sorry an error had occurred'' ''Bulletins are off the line''Most people have crappy MNyspace songs. Often you'll hear a Hilary Duff or an Ashley Parker Angel song that will make anyone's ears bleed. Point is delete your Myspace and you'll get 15% of your dignity back
myspace a place for scenewhores,pedophiles,crappy web developing, and underdeveloped tits P.S. A 13-year old girl wrote this
myspace by anononononomous July 25, 2006

myspace slang

Used by coneited scene sluts, myspace whores, emo people, etc.
Using myspace slang makes me look scene!

I don't care what you think... STFU (shut the fuck up)
Don't add me if you're not going to comment me.kthnxbye. (kay thanks bye)
don't talk to me in flippy caps (LyK DyS)
I'm good, hbu (how bout you)
I heart you, I <3 you (casual way of saying "I love you")
note: multiple 3's can be used for added effect (<3333) or <321, <3456789, <1+2, etc.
Your hair is the sex (very cool)
tha'ts uber cool. (very)

myspace slang by <3333 October 23, 2005

Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"
Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"
Myspace Status Swap by Rammstein651 December 24, 2007
A place where you will most likely be able to find every person that goes to your high school....sad, but true.
Hey, check it out.
I saw that chick on myspace yesterday!
Myspace by David Burrey September 23, 2008
A tool to cuss people out when you are too chicken to say it to their face.
Why don't you go home and get on Myspace and pretend to be a badass?
Myspace by KTWWWW January 18, 2009

Myspace Nude 

Exposing as much of yourself as you can in your Myspace pictures, without breaking Myspace Terms of Service, by uploading pictures containing nudity
Jeff: Hey Jack, you seen Jane's new default pic?
Jack: No, whats it like?
Jeff: It's a Myspace Nude man
Jack: I'll check it out, shes HOT

MySpace Official

1. What ultimately defines whether or not you're in a relationship - If your MySpace profile says "In a Relationship" and that person is in your top 8 (preferably number one), you're officially going out.
"Are Karen and Tully dating?"
"Well, I saw them making out at the movies, but they're not MySpace Official yet."