monkey shit

putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.

by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

by Icbat December 9, 2008

Dance monkey

That annoying song made by Tones and I that gets overplayed on the radio and tv commercials. It's basically the radio version of Baby Shark.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard that new song named Dance Monkey
Person 2: Yeah, that song is annoying as hell, maybe as annoying as Baby Shark.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 3, 2020

Monkees

Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.

I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.

by Christine July 16, 2004

pole monkey

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company

They're either in CWA or IBEW

by federalq2b September 27, 2004

Wet Monkey

Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.

As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.

by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 29, 2009

Beer Monkey

n. Mythical Simian like creature that magicly appears during the middle of the night to Ruffle your hair, shit in your mouth and nick $50 out of your wallet while you sleep. Often visits after you duck out on a Friday night for a few "bevvies" with the boys.

And I'd just nipped out for a few quiet beers with boys and the next thing you know I wake up with a hangover and the "Beer Monkey's" paid me a visit!

by Daxxler January 23, 2003