King Mong

a paedofile that ass rapes 10 year olds and listens to out of tune music

im-a- paedo quote from lewis

by goatpuss December 2, 2003

Mona Lisa

a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)

Lets go talk that girl. O, wait hell no shes a mona lisa.

by dfs2477 October 1, 2007

Mongo Beefhead

A mongo is a woman with a hideous body but nice face.
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.

See also Tip Drill

"Dude, check her out."
"Eww no way, definite beefhead. Only if she puts a bag over her head"

by ?? March 23, 2004

manga

Books and comic publications from Japan. Most manga are made into anime and vice versa. Usually reads right to left. Sold in the USA as graphic novels.

The anime version of the manga, "Real Bout High School" was an utter disgrace.

by nikkan_hanil December 15, 2003

monja

Eat your food! OR Eat up!

When you are telling someone to 'eat' you say, "Monja!"

by Geez July 7, 2006

monta vista

A place that so many asians go to, that the standards of the school are raised and classes are much harder than an average school. White students are intimidated by asian grades and resort to drugs. There are completely no african american students. The closest thing would be the indians who pretend to be black. Well, not really cuz theyre all little bitches.

MV student #1: i heard there was a new black person at monta vista!
MV student #2: no way. if i can continue getting a 120% on my tests, we can drive the whites out and make monta vista 120% asian !

by KRAZi33H November 9, 2007

mongo

A handicapped or mentally retarded person.

"Leave Timmy alone, he's not a mongo he's special!"

by Phallic Slime August 23, 2009