big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥

Something one of my discord friends said once.

Me:
----------August 8, 2020----------
Ywucki: I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥

by Withering April 19, 2022

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Dommy Mommy

Dommy Mommies are women who make you question your ethics and life (in a sexy and scary way!) by treating you like a pet or a child, often whispering motherly sweet nothings in your ear and dominating your ass and we’re talking like domination that makes you moan and whimper often she drained your hamstick from edging you hours on hours and while calling you a good or naughty boy and It doesn’t even stop there because once you slip up and call her mommy you can NEVER go back and she will be your mommy now

Landon: “Yo bro you look drained! Wtf happened last night?!”
Max: “My dommy mommy gf was dominating the hell out of me man! I mean she was making me make noises that have never came out before!”
Landon: “I wish I had a dommy mommy man your real lucky!”

by H0110WK1NG July 6, 2025

Mommy's rack

The mom who didn't breast feed you and has ginormous hooters and her humongous rack. You know its that one friends mom who has the biggest rack in da hood and always gives you the breast hugs oops i meant best hugs. you know the mom that hugs you and you drown in mommy milkers you know they are so soft a ginormous you know what i mean(;

friend:you wanna come over
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it

going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love

Mommy's rack: huge hooters

by Maybe be David April 19, 2023

Mommy appreciation day

From December 30th to January 1st appreciate your thick mommy girlfriend/s/friend/s.

"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"

by NOT TIANDRE December 31, 2021