honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.
oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.
by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021
Get the big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkersmug. example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7
example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.
bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7
example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.
bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?
by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022
Get the u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?mug. by Withering April 19, 2022
Get the I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥mug. "Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
Get the you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girlmug. The female version of a Sugar Daddy.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
by Argentenuem April 27, 2019
Get the Maltose Mommymug. by Someone_171_ June 13, 2022
Get the Mommy milkersmug. When someone (at an inappropriate age) kisses their mom on the lips. Usually used to describe a momma's boy but can be used against a momma's girl as well.
Example 1:
Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt-"YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."
Example 2: White people
Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama
Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt-"YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."
Example 2: White people
Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama
by EGG_125_ May 23, 2022
Get the Mommy Kissermug.