When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work
Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!
Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!
Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried
by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022

by Clare Louise! October 16, 2008

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by Luci-fur March 13, 2023

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.
Damn. Momma Kelle.
I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.
I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.
by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022

by brshrjxgcckyvhvvv December 14, 2017
