Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!
by MARJATTA June 10, 2024
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Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
by Reeducation November 23, 2020
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The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
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Girlfriend: "Fine i'll give you The Michigan Maneuver"
Boyfriend: "yesssss"
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“Me and my partner just did the Michigan Butt Chug last night. I don’t know how much I liked it, but I’m willing to try it again.
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I live in the stuck up small town of Gibraltar, Michigan, but you probably don't know where that is.
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