The Xiaoling Yang Method was used by US Citizens during the Vietnam war to avoid conscription. When reporting to their local army barracks for assessment, they would defecate themselves to be crossed off as not fit for duty.
"i really dont want to fight. i think im going to try the xiaoling yang method when they assess me to avoid conscription"
by Zhou Ping March 13, 2025
Get the Xiaoling Yang Methodmug. One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.
1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."
2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."
2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022
Get the WTF methodmug. The process of rapidly pumping the plunger at a speed of 3 PPS (pumps per second) in order to guarantee a successful flush every time.
My boy Don said the log ain't going waterside, so we gave it the D'ulisse method and it flushed like a breeze.
by Bign0n0 November 29, 2023
Get the The D'ulisse Methodmug. Founded by one Tyce “Carroll”, the Carroll method is a revolutionary recovery method for sicknesses of all kinds. The Carroll method involves sleeping in 5 hour bursts then waking up to drink approximately 1 liter of water or diluted gatorade. Overall the Carroll method covers the best of both worlds in rest and hydration.
“Wow, Thanks to the Carroll method I am recovering faster than ever!”
“The Carroll method allows for me to continue doing the activities I love!”
“The Carroll method allows for me to continue doing the activities I love!”
by Tyce(BigMan) April 17, 2024
Get the The Carroll Methodmug. by RedFinger221 January 24, 2024
Get the The Quatchescan Methodmug. The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023
Get the The Hobo Methodmug. Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.
Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.
by PREY December 1, 2013
Get the The Watson Methodmug.