Text messages that your friends send to you saying that if you dont fwd this txt you will be single, ugly or cursed forever. Basically a waste of txt messages and of space
by Pompom138 May 31, 2009
Get the Foward Text Message mug.a place/person/school/town/group that has loads of drama that people "complain" about but in reality everyone (or most people) love it because all the crap keeps it interesting
person 1: all this shit is just gettin' annoying
person 2: nah, it's a big hot mess--you learn to love it
person 1: true---keeps life interesting
person 2: nah, it's a big hot mess--you learn to love it
person 1: true---keeps life interesting
by chickadee47 June 7, 2009
Get the big hot mess mug.This Geo is meshugga.
by Tinglystix May 2, 2006
Get the meshugga mug.1. Name of the ancient territory located between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers from the Bronze Age to the Iron Age. Modern-day Iraq.
2. Where the band "The Mesopotamians" (Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh) ran out of gas while traveling in their Ecoline Van with only a single piece of gum, in the song "The Mesopotamians" by the real-life band "They Might Be Giants."
2. Where the band "The Mesopotamians" (Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh) ran out of gas while traveling in their Ecoline Van with only a single piece of gum, in the song "The Mesopotamians" by the real-life band "They Might Be Giants."
1. Teacher: You will have to do a 500 word report on ancient Mesopotamia.
Student: Awww....
2. "The Mesopotamish sun is beating down
And making cracks in the ground
But there's nowhere else to stand
In Mesopotamia (No one's ever seen us)
The kingdom where we secretly reign (And no one's ever heard of our band)
The land where we invisibly rule"
-Lyrics from "The Mesopotamians" by "They Might Be Giants".
Student: Awww....
2. "The Mesopotamish sun is beating down
And making cracks in the ground
But there's nowhere else to stand
In Mesopotamia (No one's ever seen us)
The kingdom where we secretly reign (And no one's ever heard of our band)
The land where we invisibly rule"
-Lyrics from "The Mesopotamians" by "They Might Be Giants".
by JordACE July 6, 2009
Get the Mesopotamia mug.An alcoholic drink that's unbelievable addictive.
To create this addictive drink you need the following:
- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser
1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!
ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)
ENJOY!
To create this addictive drink you need the following:
- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser
1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!
ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)
ENJOY!
by Sacrem September 9, 2009
Get the Messed-Up Mardi mug.1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.
2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.
Usually results in a text message breakup.
2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.
Usually results in a text message breakup.
A typical text message relationship:
Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?
Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.
Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?
Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.
by levelnineboss December 23, 2008
Get the text message relationship mug.Mess entropy refers to the tendency of a room to naturally become less tidy as time progresses. May be expressed mathematically as:
dE=dM/t
where E is the mess entropy, M is the actual amount of mess, and t is a given time interval.
dE=dM/t
where E is the mess entropy, M is the actual amount of mess, and t is a given time interval.
by Darth Ridley March 6, 2007
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