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Mark

He is the most kindhearted,cute,Funny I've ever met. He made me laugh,smile,Blush. He always helps people. And always there for me.

Love you Mark☺
Mark a caring person.
by Mady---xoxxx September 19, 2018
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Homemade Dark Mark

Draco Malfoy's version of the Dark Mark, as seen in A Very Potter Musical. It is a smiley face with a snake coming out drawn on someone's forearm.
I was bored in social studies today so I drew a Homemade Dark Mark on my arm. I got seven high fives from strangers.
by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010
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mark lawrenceson

Ex footballer and football pundit/commentator for the BBC's Match of the Day. Born 9th June 1962 on a ferry crossing the River Mersey. Won shit loads with Liverpool FC during the 70s and 80s but nothing with the rep of Ireland or northern Ireland. It came to light in 1990 that his father Dougal was a submarine captain in the Irish navy during world war 2 and that he had torpedoed the Bismark and sank it (sunday sport). His Mother Mary was rumoured to be the inspiration for Paul McCartneys song Let it be. Other than that the guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows fuck all about anything apart from dodgy thatched cottage type hair styles, telling crap jokes and manlove fantasies about Gary Lineker
Gary Lineker " Lets go over live to the emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that twat Mark Lawrenceson"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008
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Mark

One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
Your such a Mark for banging my mom AND my sister!
by hollall September 29, 2009
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Mark

A sexy, hot person who everyone needs. When you have a Mark in your life, it is perfect. Without him your heart is broken into a million pieces. Try and wait for a Mark that you know if you like him because if you like him then he might just ask you out. I am waiting for my Mark right now because he is the funniest, kindest and most honest person I know. He is beautiful on the inside and out!
by Becca The Unicorn May 27, 2014
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puto mark

a slash across someone's face, usually in prison.
That gang member received a " puto mark " for dropping out of his gang.
by El mas chingon September 26, 2013
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Mark

Just about the sexiest geek you'll ever meet. He specialises in electronics because he's smart enough to and he's so damn good at making sure everything's turned on. Women feel uncontrollably attracted to him, probably because of all that latent magnetism he's absorbed from fiddling with electronic things for so long but, on top of his smouldering sexiness, he also believes in total monogamy making his girlfriend just about the luckiest bitch on the planet.
"I wish I could find the perfect man."

"You mean you wish you could find Mark!"
by Pentoon February 4, 2010
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