Mariana 

A female who has enough wit to bring men to tears, and enough beauty to bring men (and women) to absolute war. A Mariana is full of passion, and has a romantic zeal that would have made Shakespeare weep. Marianas enjoy the arts and sciences with intellectual fervor and undying commitment. They have many talents, and are equally adept, for instance, at building a modern skyscraper, or composing a collection of poems. Marianas enjoy connecting with others on a deeper level, and welcome adventure with a calm curiosity. They typically do not like to go to sleep at a particular time, and instead prefer to accidentally fall asleep. Take heed when bringing a Mariana into a room with non-Marianas; for non-Marianas are likely to develop jealousy and remorse for their condition of not being a Mariana.

Example 1:

Guy: "Do you know Mariana?"

Other guy: "Yeah".

Guy: "Man, she so smokin' hot."

Other guy: "SO hot, man."

Example 2:

Girl: "Hey, is that a Mariana over there?"

Other girl: "Oh wow, it sure is."

Girl: "Gosh, I wish I was a Mariana."

Other girl: "Me too."

Mariana by funnyguyone November 28, 2021

Mariana 

Marina seems to be nice at first but then comes the drama. She is a stupid bitch who nobody cares about. she is the teachers pet. She tries to be popular but not she is not. If you have a friend who name is mariana go away from her. she is an asshole

Mariana is stupid.

Mariana by zzzzzzzzeeeeeeee June 9, 2020

Taylor and Mariana 

Two hott ass girls who are amazing in bed i would fuck them everyday all the time at the same time i just want to lick em all over dayyyuuumm big ass tits

Hey look at taylor and mariana

THATS SOME FINE ASS

LETS GO HIT EM UP

Taylor and Mariana by Crazyracyboy2 August 16, 2010

Mariana 

A lil pussy ass bitch who likes waffles.

Mariana is just Mariana.

Mariana by ThyMarinara April 25, 2019

Marianas Trench 

The deepest known location in Earth's crust located on the bottom of the Pacific ocean. A pervibial bottomless pit, if you will.

Gosh! Bill's pockets are a virtual Marianas Trench!

Marianas Trench by Ben Kapitan May 22, 2006

MarijuanaVille 

A song which sounds entirely to much like the lead singer from the Barenaked Ladies, or Violent J at some points, and at a very very few points Tenacious D, but I'm fairly certain that it's Mark Eddie

Dude you know Marijuanaville?

Ya by Jack Black

No its That dude from the Barnaked ladies

No dude its violent J from ICP

(stranger walking past)- I heard it was Mark Eddie?

everyone strangles themselves and dies :(

MarijuanaVille by KingMedabe January 13, 2009

marijuayna 

A girl that smokes pot and drinks wine.

Me: What are you doing?

Friend: I'm just over here being a marijuayna, you?

marijuayna by Sombra November 15, 2007