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effective manager

An antipode of a good specialist.

Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.

Effective manager usually miss company's values.
1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
by atng July 18, 2022
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documentation manager

Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.

Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
I manage high volumes of documents on a daily basis. My job title is Documentation Manager.
by Deeeeeeeeeeeeznuts May 30, 2017
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manager repellent

When an employee for a company has such a bad attitude even the managers don't like to be around them. It most cases, it's easier to just avoid them then to fire them.
Angie: Hey Becca, why did all the managers just walk away like that?
Becca: Because Brian just walked in, he's manager repellent.
by denchr6 May 24, 2024
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Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.
Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting
by UnkownUser1234 May 23, 2023
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design management

Bullshit study made to exploit naïve, hipster retards.
by DMI Student February 20, 2014
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hockey manager

a girl who signs up to ride the bus, take stats and fill the water bottles for their school hockey team. basically she just wants to flirt/screw the entire hockey team.
i wish i could be a hockey manager
by cocochanel June 15, 2019
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The Manager Room

The secret room in every corporation where managers congregate.
There's a fresh batch of caviar in the manager room!
by public2 November 12, 2022
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