Scam Magnet

A person that attracts frauds

Katy: He told me he was 23 but he was actually 18

Lauren: Katie, how do you always fall for this stuff? You're a scam magnet.

by plat998 November 11, 2018

Tree magnet

A bad or reckless driver who often hits trees with their vehicle.

"That guy is a total tree magnet, can't keep those birches away from him."

by Jmc9705 February 19, 2019

Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument

Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening”
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet

by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018

magnetic love

It's when you have a relationship with someone else that makes everybody around you jealous.

Guy: "Boy, that guy is so lucky! His girlfriend is the famous girl in the school! I hate him."
SomeoneOverThere: "Yeah! It's like a magnetic love that attracts everyone! He's such a lucky one. I wish I could be him!"

by Chrononimo July 24, 2018

mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.

I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

rod magnet

someone so hot, they uncontrollably attract a man's rods.

That chick was a total rod magnet.

by jhanley86 February 8, 2019

Pussy Magnet

I Like Ass And Big Tits I Eat Pussy And Watch Pornos Im 15 I Fuck This Girl And Im Not A Fucking Virgin And You People Could Suck My Big Fat Juicy Cock With Hair R.I.P X

Pussy Magnet

by mcblaze1021 October 8, 2018