cloud machine

An ecig, the words a cloud machine describe an ecig by the clouds that come from the machine

"Yo pass us my cloud machine"

"Don't you mean ecig?"
"Same thing bro"

by Cloudman123 October 11, 2017

nerd machine

Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.

Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.

by Invham December 22, 2021

die machine

the second best cold war zombies map pronounced D-I-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-E but huge gays call it D-E-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-A

jimmie- hey bro wanna play some diee machina zombies?
landon- its pronounced die machine you fucking failed abortion.

by Trash Nash June 9, 2022

beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.

My man Brandon is a beef machine.

by Schmungle June 5, 2017

Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.

Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"

by Lord Toker April 2, 2023

sloot machine

originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.

Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.

Hey Jon, did you see that sloot machine down the river? what a train wreck!

by ezraJ May 13, 2014

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018