Lewdua Lover

An act of which during sex the female grows a dick and begins to dominate over the man.
A so called Futa.

"Dude, she totally pulled a Lewdua Lover on me last night!"

by CassandraVR March 31, 2018

Lover Wank

When your having a wank, just before you blow the load, shout out your girlfriend/boyfriend then try and finish the job before they get into your room, if not they can finish you off.

Wow Ted failed to finish his wank so his girl gave him a lover wank!

by John.E June 16, 2015

Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

ghandi lover

a person who only likes to date Indian (from India) people and or are married to an Indian person.

Mr. Patel, your wife is a ghandi lover.

by whyulovetheghandi January 25, 2012

Shoulder lover

A shoulder lover is someone with a fetish of shoulders commonly known as Logan! He likes to lick and take pictures of miners shoulders.

Boy 1: hey look at that chick over there

Logan: wow look at her amazing form of her shoulders

Boy1: wtf is wrong is wrong with you

Logan: I wonder if she will let me lick it

Boy 1: your a freaking shoulder lover
Girl walks toward boys

Boy 1: hey what up I’m Anthony

Logan: hey I’m Logan I like your shoulders

Girl: reports pervert to catholic school principal who’s going to prison

by Shoulderslover February 05, 2021

hum lover

another name for vibrator or dildo

She went so long without dick that she brought the hum lover out of the bedside table.

by accessman November 16, 2009

eskimo lover

when you and your partner have mutually hooked up with a 3rd person

Sasha and I both got with Maddie, I guess that makes us eskimo lovers.

by okoe March 06, 2017