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the louisiana duck call 

The act of farting into a women's vagina.
"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"
the louisiana duck call by Izzaho February 19, 2017

hosston louisiana

Hosston is a small town north of Shreveport the whores there sleep with their mother’s men go to Vivian and spread std’s
Hosston Louisiana is defined-ful of whores crackheads and std bitches

downtown Louisiana shlurp 

when you suck on your homie's butthole to get the poo out. This is done in exchange for something. No homo is always implied.
Yeah, ill give you that ye ole downtown Louisiana shlurp if you buy me a new PC.

Leesville Louisiana

A town full of tweakers, only the greatest place in the world to be, if you love methamphetamine or love to steal shit while your on methamphetamine
I go to Leesville Louisiana only when I need to buy more methamphetamine!!

The Louisiana Purchase 

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes
Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

The Boot to Louisiana

The Boot to Louisiana-
The Boot to Louisiana is when every state in U.S.A. kicks you out for (insert fantasy scenario here) except for Louisiana, Louisiana will be the only state to accept you.

Louisiana was once known as part of the M.I.M.A.L. the Elf region. Louisiana is also known as the Boot, Mimal's Boot, the Elf's Boot, and/or the Elven's Boot. Home of everything that is Bootleg.
Person 1- I heard getting the Boot to Louisiana was so impossible I cannot find a reason why that the legend exists.

Person 2-It does exist otherwise nobody would talk about it.