Longshorts

someone that wears shorts to long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants

this guy longshorts has longshorts
whos longshorts
someone youtube

by mypasswordhas2192198129letters June 11, 2022

Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion

When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight

by IrritatedData July 16, 2022

Longs

Short form for “Longskins” long papers used commonly for rolling spliffs.

“Get me a pack of silver longs at the shop please”

by Haveaspliff September 6, 2022

logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter

I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

longstretchedneckitis

One has stretched neck from suicide

Mark had a bad case of longstretchedneckitis and couldn't make it to work on monday

by Sorrytohere March 3, 2023

Loggy

The most strongest man with a very fucking masculine phisyce. he is so fucking strong he could beat a fucking shark with his mind.

HOLY SHIT LOGGY DONT GET MAD

by gary12345678909876543212345678 March 6, 2023

Logos

- Logic
- In ancient Greek thought, logos represents rational philosophy and logic.

- “I don’t understand this math problem.”
- “Use your logos, Timothy; 2+2=4”

by jbgyfiurwhjkbdsc May 2, 2023