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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
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the lie is cast

A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".
Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?

Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.
by maximthemagnificent May 1, 2014
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Noah Lie

He is the ultimate beast sigma male and is 100 times better tha any "Leon"
OMG he is a Noah Lie
by Xxnoobslayer10053xX September 29, 2022
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clown lie

A lie only a clown would think anyone would believe.
The judge knew it was a clown lie.
by Knotty Johnny June 14, 2009
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