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the cake is a lie 

When a transsexual tricks a strait male into thinking he's a girl in bed.
Hugo: So I said, 'Hey, let's turn on the lights..'

Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'

Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?

Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it

Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!
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love lie 

two men living to gether and thay say there not
simon say's to shane "are we going home" targit say's "what together u to in some love lie then a" and shane say's "no not together" and wait till there outside befor kissing and both saying sorry to
love lie by sim.com January 11, 2011

the cake is a lie 

The phrase the cake is a lie had it's origins on one of the *chans. It started in the lolicon image board also called "/cake/" or "Delicious Cake" (Lolicon being drawn pornography depicting small children doing sexual favors.) On certain chans (Which will go unnamed) the /cake/ board shows picture of real small children instead of drawn. similar to their /jb/ or jailbait boards. Some of these picture can be found with a tag on them saying "Open with winrar". When you do this these certain picture open text documents with links or bat info that leads to child porn or "CP". when people would open these in winrar most of the time they would be linked to such a website as Goatse or tubgirl. The receiver of "CP" would then return to the original thread and tag it with the phrase "The cake is a lie" cake being Child Porn. This phrase is often mistaken for portal where at the end you are rewarded with cake promised throughout the game only to have it taken away. But that would leave incorrect. The meaning of this phrase was lost some time ago and was only brought back when portal was introduced and it fit so well.
"Open in WinRawr"

"OMG DUDE WTF"

"The cake is a lie"
the cake is a lie by FPSBP Anon March 16, 2008

The cake is a lie 

A euphemism for a girl who has a gorgeous figure (especially the posterior), but an ugly face.
Mark: *seeing a seemingly attractive girl from behind in public* Dude, check her out.

Paul: Damn!

*she turns around to reveal a hideous face*

Mark: *wince* The cake is a lie!

Eli Eli Pee Lie 

Eli Eli Pee Lie is the ultimate swag master, staring in movies such as "Joe and Mommas Great Adventures" and "AHHHHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG". He makes 69 dollars a minute and is so hot his mom wants to date him.
Eli Eli Pee Lie by tomas t February 5, 2021