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baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.
Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."
by Grandsire May 4, 2020
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Leaves in the gutter

The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.
Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
by BLiv July 16, 2025
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am good leave me alone

My man says this to me when I ask him was he real about telling me would be together in September What does it mean?
I ask my man if he was serious about us being together in September and he said am good leave me alone
by anonymous May 19, 2021
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chasing leaves

Chasing leaves is the term for the state you end up in, when high as a kite on Recreational Pharmecuticals. Its the point where you are completely at odds with what is happening around you, previously called 'tripping'.
Bob - "Are you ok there Gadd?"

Gadd - "Fuckin right mate, Im chasing Leaves here lad"
by Paul Gadd December 9, 2008
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Leave The Server Day

On January 1st, each member can leave the server by posting a meme in general
You know what? It's Leave The Server Day, I'm getting the hell out of this place.
by Sandroïd October 28, 2022
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she got that leave it in

When a female's pussy feels so good you abandon all reason and release your baby batter all up in her vagina.
So how was your date with Ashley last night?

She's alright but more importantly she got that leave it in!

Damn, Ash really got that leave it in?
Hell yeah brotha I filled her to the brim
by Noobnado March 31, 2017
mugGet the she got that leave it inmug.

Working leave

An unconventional leave type that denotes the state of being on paid employment leave while actively working voluntarily. Sometimes the work is from home other times it involves working from office as usual. The term was first coined by Bankers from Nigeria's during the Corona virus pandemic when most people had to work remotely and is widely used by working professionals to refer to a not so conventional leave plan
1. Funmi asked Nkenna if he was planning on taking a working leave or a regular vacation as the year was almost over.

2. Amaka decided to take a working leave as she knew she'd have to come to the office once in a while during her leave period
by Checkmate001 May 8, 2020
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