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The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
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Fanal Lap

A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"
by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009
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Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010
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National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day
Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022
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Six lap run

A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.
Teacher: We're gonna run the six lap run today, in the rain.
Students: FUCK ME!
by ucdavisfanboi November 4, 2017
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get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.
Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!
by stochasticsam December 23, 2010
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lapping in the lap of luxury

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.
by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020
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