Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

by Ballsakless February 12, 2023

kiddy corner

the opposite diagonal corner where one goes to score kiddy crack (fun dip).

i jus copped some dip dip kiddy corner from where we met yesterday.

by AmpT 1 & 2 December 9, 2008

kidney stone

a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.

That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.

by themonicaalison January 13, 2016

Kidding

Continuosly giving birth .

Seriously mehn, you and your wife really need to get serious and stop kidding. 14 kids not enuf?

by Makay November 2, 2009

Kiddle

A Kiddle is when a young ma (16-20) tries to kiss an older woman (28-32) and infact licks her nose by mistake causing much embarrassment

Friend 1 "Did you that! That idiot just gave her a Kiddle."

Friend 2 "I know - how embarrassing."

by Anthony from Blue March 25, 2010

Kiddy Ride

A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.

Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"

Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010

kiddiepornist

Saskatooni chatter that smokes a lot of pot and cruises kiddie porn channels at Starchat IRC Network

kizzle was a world renowned kiddiepornist, until his parents found out and fed him to death.

by Deep Fried Kat February 24, 2004