anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.
by scant alpaca August 17, 2018
Kevin it’s a tall guy he is super funny he looks mean but he actually he is super nice and wen he angry he doesn’t play around Kevin always have the biggest dick and he is a super loyal and he will never chit on a girl he is protective he like to dress as cool as he can he like the color red and black and he is define
by Young dodo Daquan March 27, 2019
somehow he's like kinda friends with everyone but not really... tbh he's a lying lil bitch that's pretty irrelevant and you sure wouldn't care about him. also uhhh im pretty sure everyone thinks hes gay err 0.0
K: Did u hear what kevin did?
Me: stfu no one cares ab kevin
D: kevins a dumb bitch
Me:ikr
K: so anyway ab shevdchxwdbjcxhdjcw
Me: stfu no one cares ab kevin
D: kevins a dumb bitch
Me:ikr
K: so anyway ab shevdchxwdbjcxhdjcw
by TheUrbanDictionaryCult:3 January 09, 2019
A good friend who slowly starts to disappear like the meme. Always sentimental about the squad, but always pulls a John Cena when thy actually meet up. In short terms, RIP Hamilton Street.
by RIPKDOT March 11, 2017
by EnterTermsHere April 28, 2017
This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.
by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019