Kelley

Tall, slender, brown hair, brown eyes, dances to the beat of her own drum, intelligent, crazy, stylish, loves horses, can't live without dutch bros, permanent chocolate spilled on her left boob, tells it how it is, stubborn, is a tard and an amazing friend.

kelly kelley

by Three Muska-tards October 9, 2010

kellett

a word used to describe someone with a very small cock or a chode.

Can you believe it Look at that Kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small

by Zantash January 17, 2008

Helen Keller

A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.

I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.

by Vaginal Secret October 3, 2009

Kelli

Hilarious and emo as fuck. She cranks coffee has Chihuahuas and loves cats. Usually she is blonde, but had a sudden struck of interest for bangs and black hair. She loves animals and also enjoys hanging with her friends. Kellis are usually funny but really quiet and shy. They never wear their hair up.

You see that Kelli over there? I kinda just wanna be her.

by Head_4_life February 27, 2018

Kelli

She is Gaylord.

Kelli is the gaylordiest Gaylord by far

by Creetor March 11, 2019

Hellen Keller Moment

A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.

Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.

Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.

by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017

Helen Keller

verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf

John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch

by a L A R G E H O M O N I B B A March 19, 2019