jboogie

Mostly likely the sexiest man you will ever meet in your miserable life. He makes a girls womanhood tremble at the sight of him. Some might call him ICEBERG or J FRICKEN BOOGIE. No one could ever amount to the level of attractiveness he is at and if you try it will just end up in disappointment. HE never has any need for viagra :

Jboogie....... please fuck me.

by Hornylittlegirl September 18, 2020

JBAG

Someone who’s a looser or a weirdo

Oh is that Christian. He’s a jbag

by Con181 March 20, 2022

JBD

Short for Joe Biden Disease, JBD is a brain disease that affects the short- and long-term memory of the victim and mostly leads to dementia and other brain disorders. The first symptoms of JBD show when one forgets minor information, it will progress with stuttering and forgetting more important Memorys and information about others and even yourself. JBD has no cure and no known causes. There are no ways to prevent JBD from affecting you. JBD can often be minorly contagious and spread into a short term and milder version called "Genius" (with a J) Disease (JD)

Person 1: What was the last thing you did?
Person 2: uh, use the bathroom
Person 1: What did you do
Person 2: I Don't know
Person 1: I think you have JBD

by UVRa=d(0)m July 24, 2022

jbot

Cold metal sex beast who stikes fear in the hearts who dare cross the line.
Also a verb.

noun: "That guys has the moves, he's so totally a jbot."
verb: "You better shut your mouth or I'll jbot your ass."

by spankymcjerkalot March 24, 2004

jbs

just being sincere. used when you are being sincere about something.

John: "baby you looked so fine last night"
Veronica: "awwww that's so sweet!!!"
John: "jbs"
Veronica: "even better :)"

by brostat August 22, 2010

jbr

Japan born retard see dirty jap and yuki nakamura

yuki nakamura is a jbr

by -Pr0n-yyy April 29, 2005

JBTF

JBTF
Just Been Thoroughly Fucked

Descriptive Phrase

A phrase which can be used literally or figuratively to indicate that an individual has:

A-Engaged in sexual activity that is so rewarding and comprehensive that is has left then completely satisfied and relaxed.

or

B-Been subjected to a behavior / situation which has left them feeling ripped off, angry and/or taken advantage of.

Example A-
After spending the weekend secluded in the Westin with Porn Star Gary I was so chill that it was evident I had JBTF.

Example B-
Did you see that way that bitch stole my parking spot?! I have JBTF!!

by APLCgNc September 4, 2011