Italian Battleship

A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.

I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.

by Judaspurriest October 10, 2019

Italian Sprinkler

When you buttchug beer and then squeeze it out of your ass into your girlfriends mouth

I did the Italian Sprinkler with Jennifer last night and she placed a restraining order on me

by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019

Italian Batty

a type of bum some Italian girls have. Its small but round and perky and is probably on a skinny girl or a short girl. These are common to northern Italians.

“That girls rlly skinny” “yeh but look at that italian batty”

by 113juicem21 December 8, 2019

Italian Nightclub

When a hooker lathers your dick in pizza sauce and sucks it off

You: “How much for an Italian Nightclub?”
Hooker: “15, but you supply the sauce.”

by The Italian Nightclub November 8, 2019

Italian Frappuccino

Italian Frappuccino also known as Sloppeé Toppeé (Slopay Topay)
Referring to oral sex.

Could you please get me an Italian Frappuccino?

Sure bro why didn't you just say you wanted Sloppeé Toppeé
Because I didn't know you did oral sex.

by I don't know ♤♤♤ March 26, 2020

Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

by Topboonter March 29, 2020

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020