Italian Poncho

Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"

by jvsmb April 10, 2012

Italian Wristwatch

The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.

Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning

by Jeffh October 8, 2013

Italian Fountain

The forceful expulsion of fluids and/or solids from either mouth or ass.

My stomach was so bad, I was crapping like an Italian Fountain!

by Sic D August 6, 2015

Italian throwing star

When you find a rock hard slice of pizza left overnight in the box and throw it at someone

Tony used all of my Drakkar Noir so I chucked an Italian throwing star at him

by TravisBrann September 8, 2016

Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016

italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian

Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!

by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017

Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.

"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"

by SerenadingSiren July 14, 2017