Indian dildo

When a man poops into a females vagina leaving a nice long, girthy log. The female then goes on to use said humongous turd as a makeshift dildo.

Gynaecologist : “Why is your vagina filled to the brim with shit?!”
Girl: “Oh, I did the Indian dildo last night with my boyfriend. It was wonderful!”
Gynaecologist: “Oh hell nah!”

by Pantysniffa5 January 21, 2021

Indian Facemask

when a girl gives someone a rimjob and the receiver has diarrhea that’s gets blown onto the girls face.

Bro it was so awkward, I gave her an Indian Facemask

by William MacMorrison April 7, 2021

Indian Gaslighting

When you go to your Indian friend’s house and their mom gives you food and swears it’s not spicy, but it still burns like hellfire.

Bro, you’re Indian gaslighting me—that curry burns with the fire of a thousand suns.

by DrinkSlurm88 July 13, 2022

Indian rager

the act of consuming 5 Viagra pills then having sex with curry

Tom: "ok, I gotta go now, I wannna try the "Indian rager"
someone whose not tom: "fucking retard."

by IndianFuckman July 18, 2022

Indian Parents

Hypocrite

get married because all Indian parents want that for their kids

by aadirox11 September 13, 2022

Mall Indian

An Indian restaurant located in a mall

Hey guys do you want to go get some Mall Indian. I know a good spot.

by MallIndianEnthusiast March 16, 2022

Indian Movie

A whole mess of songs, weird dancing, love, the hero is hot and has superhuman strength, and the girl is an overdramatic idiot

Guy: wanna see an indian movie?
Guy #2: oh hell no

by Howdoiknowgoaway March 23, 2022