Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.
We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.
by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 24, 2022
Wanna get a pizza?
Lemme cut the numbers real fast, I got no cash on me.
Honey, take me shopping for Valentine's day.
Ok sweetheart. Let me cut some numbers, you can go grab your coat, we can leave in five.
(woman takes one hour to 'get ready', guy browses pr0n online.)
Lemme cut the numbers real fast, I got no cash on me.
Honey, take me shopping for Valentine's day.
Ok sweetheart. Let me cut some numbers, you can go grab your coat, we can leave in five.
(woman takes one hour to 'get ready', guy browses pr0n online.)
by phillydrifter February 14, 2011
by Nogunsnofrowns November 07, 2013
The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.
Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????
by QuacksO July 11, 2018
A way of getting one's attention on the phone by pressing a number on the number pad for a little while when they will either
A) Not shut up
B) Aren't paying attention
C) Just being annoying
A) Not shut up
B) Aren't paying attention
C) Just being annoying
by The Domster October 05, 2009
In gang conflicts if you turn an enemy's friends against him he has no strength in number and there won't be much if any retribution in response to giving him a green light.
Tommy is as good as dead. Los Locos Vatos dropped his numbers (dropping numbers) and now he's on the hat for all the work he put in against them!
by raptor5000 April 02, 2018
by Inugami98UwU June 30, 2020