by DrJeffery January 25, 2020
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Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keeper mug."Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
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by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020
Get the goodie closet mug.A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.
by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011
Get the Closet-opener mug.A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
by Tramov February 12, 2009
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Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
by subinsbf March 18, 2018
Get the Hanse’s Closet mug.(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
by Pure69 April 29, 2011
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