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closet crackhead

Someone who hides their crack or drug addiction from their friends and steals money to fulfill it
My friend Koy is a closet crackhead because I know he’s a tweak but he won’t admit it
by DrJeffery January 25, 2020
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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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goodie closet

noun
A closet for snacks. First discovered in OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"
"Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."
by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020
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Closet-opener

A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.
My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.
by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011
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Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
by Tramov February 12, 2009
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Hanse’s Closet

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.
Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
by subinsbf March 18, 2018
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Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
by Pure69 April 29, 2011
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