Life

Shit Happens

do i really need one -_-

In life you walk out of your house and a bird shits on you... shit just happened

"Thats life!"

Watch warriors of Virtue

by Atomangel December 13, 2012

Life

A complete waste of time.

You don't have to die if you never have a life.

by SeeUInCourt December 24, 2019

life

Life is death. You die when you live. Everything is nothing and nothing is everything and we are all going to die.

Dad: You should get a taste of life!
Son: Oh god no.

by \|/ January 8, 2017

Life

Something you’ll never have, sorry to break it to you

((Even i don’t have a life for posting this in 2019))

What am I doing with my life?
Wdym? Where?

by It was a lie January 31, 2019

Life

I fucking hate it

Life

by Mynanleftme February 19, 2020

life

when someone asks how your doing, and your not doing good or bad just normal, so you say "life". When someone asks where the bathroom is and you don't wanna answer so you say "life"

"hey do you know where to get icecream?"
"life."

by ahfukajshfk October 17, 2017

Life

Something that's better off thrown out the window.

Life is basically just trash that you were born to experience.

by Tetra Void April 6, 2019